The following are stories that are either told with a sense of humour or just plain funny!
| Andy Added Early 2000 Updated |
American's conventional surgery experience told with humour |
| Billy Added July 27, 2005 |
Very funny story about the day of his vasectomy from Billy in Copenhagen. "This being the summer holidays, the family was at home when I arrived back. My teenage son met me at the door. "Well Dad, I guess I'm the man in the house now," he announced cheerily. "Why is Daddy walking like that?" the six-year-old girl wanted to know. "He's had his balls removed," replied ten-year-old Big Sister with a worldly-wise air. "They're not removed! They're just ... disconnected," I protested. "Like batteries," added Big Sister, by way of explanation. Little Sister's eyes grew wide - this was adding considerably to her knowledge of Weird And Disgusting Facts About Grown-Ups." |
| Dave G Added Early 2000 Updated |
"Beware of men with beards" is Dave's title. Funny tale from an English guy who concludes "Don't hesitate, look after your woman's health and be a man. I'm off for a sleep in front of the fire." |
| Graham Added February 18, 2001 Updated |
"Things that go SNIP in the night!" The story also has a link to Graham's own site about his family's move from England to Denver, Colorado. |
| Jimmi Added June 14, 2004 Updated August 22, 2004 |
"My funny Pre-Vas story - What not to do to shave". Or rather, what not to shave with....... The update deals with the post-vasectomy samples - specifically the embarrassment at the counter you hand the samples into when you produce a bigger than average "donation"! |
| John #2 Added December 1, 2000 Updated |
For good measure this story has three titles! "A message to the ladies" or "It's a guy type thing" or "Just a Little Snip" My Ass!!! It was originally posted as a rant to a website, but the author felt it would fit right in here. John's wife also has her say. |
| Michael Added April 16, 2003 Updated May 15, 2003 |
A vasectomy diary. "I asked him who would be in the room during the procedure, hoping he would not say "me and a nurse". The nurse is my major concern as I am extremely modest - of course he said "me and a nurse". I jokingly asked "an old nurse?". He said that he had approximately 6 nurses and if I preferred, he would line them up and let me have my pick. SmartA$$, I liked him already. All in all, this was the easiest no brainer in the world - it didn’t even come close to having a tooth filled." |
| Nathan Added January 22, 2003 Updated |
Very funny story of someone's nuts getting stuck in a steam room bench - bet you're glad this didn't happen to YOU! Written 3 days after his vasectomy, with an update promised. |
| Neil Added November 25, 2001 Updated |
Funny story from an English guy titled "Utter coward succeeds after fourth attempt". Added to both the humour and nervous sections of the page. |
| Paul Added early 2000 Updated |
Funny English story. "When my turn came I was wheeled into the theatre and my underwear was removed. The theatre sister said as she put the sterile cloth over me "LOOK GIRLS! Just like a man's only smaller!! So here I was with my tackle framed in green cloth for all to see when the surgeon appeared with a grin like a Cheshire Cat! Undemanded erections are completely impossible at this stage!" |
| Terry Added December 4, 2000 Updated |
"The night before, around midnight, I woke up out of a sound sleep and had visions of a chain saw ripping out my balls! I laid in bed for another minute then ran downstairs and logged on to this web site. I really needed assurance that chain saws were no longer used! .... By this time my nuts were tucked up so tight you would need a crow bar to get to them. I started to have visions of this nurse making fun of my small penis and her going to lunch telling all her friends how tiny it was. By now my penis had shrunk to infantile size, this was really awful!" |