I'm having a vasectomy and I want to burn a CD to listen to. I know more than a few of you will have suggestions of some appropriate songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
"Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling". Just about lost it when my friend suggested it!
For those thinking you won't need ice: "AC/DC - I've got big balls!"
Seems to me, you could have played any music at all during the operation, and I wouldn't have been paying much attention.. Kinda had my mind elsewhere... So, go get your club membership, I already had the Sunkist Operation (all juice.. no seeds)
I had my vasectomy last year and (from start to finish) it took almost half an hour (this included preparation, the actual "snipping" and the clean-up after). So you might want to consider making your CD a little longer then 2 or 3 songs.
I am not sure if you wanted suggestions for relaxing music or if you wanted to create some sort of theme, but while I was in the OR a local FM radio station was playing in the background and I was ever so afraid that they might play; "Cuts Like A Knife" by Bryan Adams or "Only Women Bleed" by Alice Cooper. Of course that Robert Palmer tune, "Doctor, Doctor" might also be a likely candidate. Or how about "I was Made For Loving You" by KISS?
How about "Come Monday" by Jimmy Buffett
How about "Billie Jean's not my lover. She's just the girl who says that I am the one-- but the kid is not my son" and I have the scars to prove it. :-)
This is a good one - Sing it off key and in a baritone:-
"Just in Time" - It's sung by Tony Bennett.
Just in time
I found you
Just in time
before you came my time was running Low <---------- (stretch it out)
I was lost
the losing dice were tossed
my eyes all were crossed
no where to go
Now you're here
and now I know just
where I'm goin
No more doubt or fear
(cross your eyes here)
I found my way
for love came just in time
you found me just in time
and changed my lonely life
That lovely day (whistle a lot)
no where to goooooo
now you're here
and now I know just
where I'm goin
?????
I found my way
For love came just in time
you found me
just in time
and changed my lonely
life
that lovely day
How about Stayin' Alive - BeeGees or Nookie (I did it all for the nookie) - Limp Bizkit!
Here are a few:
"Chop, chop" - Sweet?
"Any way you slice it" - Kiss
"Losing my religion" - REM
"Love hurts" - Nazareth
"Rip it out" - Ace Frehley
"I wanna be sedated" - Ramones
"Afraid to shoot strangers" - Iron Maiden
"Shout it out loud" - Kiss
"My best friend" - The Beat
"Love will tear us apart" - Joy Division
"We're not gonna take it" - Twisted Sister
"Happiness is a warm gun" - Beatles
"Harry's circumcision" - Lou Reed
"This house is empty" - Fleshtones
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
Your The Half The Man You Used To Be
Don't remember artist...possibley, Stone Temple Pilots...
How about "Cuts You Up" by Peter Murphy?
On a less sartirical note, I do remember listening to "Don't Fear the Reaper" and "Burning for You" [both by Blue Oyster Cult] while heavily stoned on laughing gas during a nasty dental procedure. Not sure why, but those two songs made the colors inside my eyelids much more vibrant and interesting . . . :-)
"Cuts Both Ways" by Gloria Estefan
Because many such men put sperm in a sperm bank before such a procedure in case they want to have children later in life:-
Jim Croce singing "If I could save sperm in a bottle..."
Al Jolson singing "You made me love you, I didn't want to do it, no I didn't want to do it ... [have the vasectomy, that is]"
Neil Diamond singing "You don't bring me condoms anymore..."
In case the doctor makes a mistake and it affects your ability to please a woman, your partner might want to sing the song "If it takes forever I will wait for you..."
Or Joan Baez singing "The night they drove old Kenny down..."
The Mills Brothers singing "You always hurt the one you love..."
ON THE OTHER HAND, I WOULD PLAY MEATLOAF SINGING "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE, BUT I WON"T DO THAT!!!!"
Has 'Gimmie back my bullets' by Lynard Skynard been mentioned yet?