We want to use this section to pass on vasectomy humor. There is a serious side to vasectomy, but the vast majority of us have a good experience of vasectomy - go in, snip, couple of days rest then very keen to joke about it! We hope to pass on vasectomy anecdotes and anything anyone finds funny! It's your website, so submit your jokes etc. now!
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| What wives/partners need to know |
Essential information for wives and partners on how to care for your loved one properly post-vasectomy! |
| Home vasectomy kit |
Don't want to pay
doctor's fees??? Here's how to do it yourself! |
| Tube train delayed: vasectomy blamed |
You really couldn't make this story up! An instructor and driver were relishing the gory details of a recent vasectomy. Rookie train driver throws up, faints and falls out of the train. London underground grinds to a halt. |
| Earache Brazilian loses more than hearing |
Another true story - A Brazilian man who went to the doctor suffering from ear trouble ended up undergoing more radical treatment than he expected - when he underwent a vasectomy. |
| Childfree vasectomy |
Humorous account of a vasectomy from a childfree writer. |
| Penis owners manual instruction manual |
An absolute must for those that own one, and pretty good reading for those that don't! |
| "Where the sun don't shine" |
Not vasectomy related, and maybe not funny - weird certainly! Page devoted to statistics and case histories of people who go to the E.R. with items inserted "Where the sun don't shine". |
| "Don't try this at home" |
True story of a bored guy, a conveyor belt and a lost testicle. This report is from the doctor who treated the man for repairing his own wounded scrotum with a staple gun - ouch!! |
| Vasectomy cartoons | |
| "The old fashioned way" |
How it was done in the old days..... |
| "Doctor fun" |
Vasectomy cartoon |
| "Stop moaning" |
Vasectomy cartoon |
| "Bargain vasectomy clinic" |
Vasectomy cartoon |
| Vasectomy music |
Question - if you could burn a CD to listen to whilst having your vasectomy what music would you choose? OK, I admit it - this is a thread "borrowed" from alt.music.lyrics!! |
| Vasectomy jokes |
A collection of jokes from the newsgroup, or submitted by visitors |
| "The consultation" |
How a consultation might be...... Posted to alt.tasteless.jokes |
| A vasectomy song |
Post from alt.humor |
| Vasectomy Haiku |
A post from alt.support.vasectomy May 18, 2003 |
